Mar 27, 2020 were trying to imagine the casting process for the destruction of jared syn jeffrey byron. Knowing nothing else about the film, what one thing would you expect to be featured in metalstorm. The destruction of jaredsyn is hardly the best film ever made, but it is awesome cornball fun. Ranger dogen and explorer dhyana, whos father was murdered by syn, must stop him. Charles bands second and most successful 3d movie metalstorm. The destruction of jared syn movie trailers, exclusive videos, interviews from the cast, movie clips and more at. Jared syn is a space age criminal with bizarre powers who is on the run.
So yeah, i saw it about three times in the theater. On a desert planet, warlord jaredsyn is trying to convince a tribe of mutants that hes their messiah and gain unlimited power hidden in a crystal. Imagine you have settled in to watch something called metalstorm. A 1983, shotin3d, budgetofnothing the road warrior ripoff with added lasers and spaceships called metalstorm. The destruction of jaredsyn is the sciencefiction battle of the ages with giant cyclopians and an intergalactic magician in this futuristic adventure set on the desert planet of lemuria. Listen as we question the wisdom of shooting an entire movie without lighting. The plot is about a group of stoners who smoke from a sentient, malevolent bong unaware that it traps the toker in a surreal stripclub with killer strippers and other strange creatures. The destruction of jared syn is a film directed by charles band with jeffrey byron, michael preston, tim thomerson, kelly preston, year. Ranger dogen and explorer dhyana, whos father was mdered by syn, must stop him. As i said, i was one of the first actors they saw for the part and once they met me they cast me.
Jared syn lands on a planet that is, essentially, a mining colony. The destruction of jaredsyn movie trailers, exclusive videos, interviews from the cast, movie clips and more at. At the time we were in the midst of a minor 3d revival, but it was nothing like we have now. He teams with an evil band of nomads to take the mines away from those who the mines and their bounty rightfully belong to. A miner and his daughter dhyana kelly preston, death sentence, christine fall prey to the evil dictator jaredsyns reign of terror. The destruction of jaredsyn is a 1983 science fiction film starring jeffrey byron, michael preston, tim thomerson, kelly preston and richard moll. Jeffrey byron and richard moll, as well as some of the roadwarrior vehicles used in the film. Find out how wed reimagine metalstorm complete with our own recasting on this weeks high octane new. The destruction of jaredsyn is the science fiction battle of the. Then friend, look no further than charles bands dystopian scifi camp fest with a mouthful of a title, metalstorm. Jeffrey byron, michael preston, tim thomerson akas. The destruction of jared syn is so confident in the sturdiness and recognizability of the beats it lifts that it can lie to your face. Metalstorm was a courageous if unsuccessful attempt to renew the 3d craze of the 1950s.
Adventures in the forbidden zone, friday the th part iii 3d, and treasure of the four crowns. The destruction of jaredsyn is pretty damn forgettable and obviously quite low budget but, like many other movies of its kind, its not without its cheesy charms. Compared to other early charles band films, metalstorm definitely is a bit. A space ranger jeffrey byron and his guide tim thomerson fight a wizard mike preston who rules with a. One is simply going to have to be partial to this type of thing to begin with. And they are comfortable enough to sink into, even if theyre indifferently played. I first saw this film, and last saw this film, in the theater when it was released in. On a desert planet, warlord jaredsyn is trying to convince a tribe of mutants that hes their messi. The destruction of jared syn bluray 2 discs 1983 at best buy.
Were once again seen in the 1985 charles band science fiction film the dungeonmaster. To avenge her fathers death, dogen must find jared syn s hideout in the. The destruction of jaredsyn film complet vf metalstorm. The destruction of jaredsyn is a 1983 science fiction film starring jeffrey byron, michael preston, tim thomerson, kelly preston. The destruction of jared syn we get a star warsroad warrior combo ripoff so it gets points for that. The destruction of jared syn is a lowbudget 1980s 3d gem, the respective 2d and 3d 2. Jun 26, 2014 but then jared syn suddenly escapes due to the magic of editing. The destruction of jaredsyn is the science fiction battle of the ages with giant cyclopes and intergalactic magician in this futuristic adventure set on the desert planet of lemuria. The destruction of jaredsyn on 3d bluray september, 2016 experience the futurein 3d. On the desert planet of lumeria, renegade jaredsyn michael preston.
Find low everyday prices and buy online for delivery or instore pickup. Jeffrey byron heads the cast as space ranger dogen, who is bound and determined to stem the activities of integallactic looneytune jared syn mike preston. The destruction of jared syn was a bit of a dupe, or in other words a b movie that got a theatre release at the time that really shouldnt have. The destruction of jared syn 1983 trailer hd 1080p. A space ranger jeffrey byron and his guide tim thomerson fight a wizard mike preston who rules with a giant crystal.
The destruction of jaredsyn 1983 bluray3d bluray director. The destruction of jaredsyn 1983 pg 1h 24min adventure, scifi, action 19 august 1983 usa on a desert planet, warlord jaredsyn is trying to convince a tribe of mutants that hes their messiah and gain unlimited power hidden in a crystal. Michael preston sci fi very rare metalstorm83 ebay. The destruction of jaredsyn 1983 rotten tomatoes metalstorm was a courageous if unsuccessful attempt to renew the 3d craze of the 1950s. The destruction of jared syn horror scifi fantasy dvd at the best online prices at ebay. To avenge her fathers death, dogen must find jared syn s hideout in the mysterious lost city, but the only person who knows where it is an aging, burnedout seeker named rhodes. Little known movies with celebrity names in them page 2. The destruction of jaredsyn, acelvihar, dehset diyari description. The destruction of jaredsyn stream deutsch komplett online sehen deutsch hd, metalstorm. The destruction of jaredsyn 1983 film complet en francais a 201710t23. I was always entertained as a kid by this one and it and i had a blast rediscovering it as an adult and now i can fully appreciate it in 3d. The semblance of a story that was strung together smells like knockoff mad max, star wars, and dune all.
The destruction of jaredsyn on dvd 025192066504 from universal. A lone space ranger named dogen comes to the aide of a young woman named dhyana whose father has fallen at the hands of jared syn. And each time it was me and whoever i dragged to it as the only people there. On a desert planet, warlord jared syn is trying to convince a tribe of mutants that hes their messi. The destruction of jaredsyn is a 1983 science fiction film starring. Metalstorm certainly looks ambitious but thats nearly all that can be said about it. The destruction of jaredsyn 1983 english cinema, trailer, video clips, metalstorm. The destruction of jaredsyn we get a star warsroad warrior combo ripoff so it gets points for that. Though dont let that affect your mission to view this class b cult film. Metalstorm was made during the brief but painful resurgence of 3d films that occurred in 1982 and 1983. After they hired me, i read with many actresses for the part that kelly preston played including demi moore.
Staring jeffrey byron, richard moll, tim thomerson and kelly preston. Feb 25, 2011 well, jared never is destructed, but what can ya do. This vintage original still shows a very rare photo of michael preston foreground left speaking to his people. The destruction of jared syn 1983 cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. D stop for a moment and ponder just how stupid it is to blow the ending of your movie in the title. My favorite 3d effect was dennis quade shooting the crossbow. The film was produced by albert band and directed by alberts son charles. The destruction of jaredsyn in a 2disc bluray set that features a new high definition transfer of the film in both 2d. The destruction of jared syn 1983 action, adventure, scifi. The destruction of jaredsyn 1983 deutsch stream german online anschauen. Factory gets kudos for not only putting out this largely forgotten 80s film, but also for including ballyhoos excellent makingof featurette.
Such a scenario may be difficult for you to conceive, but humor me here. Thats really going above and beyond for a movie that, lets face it, has limited appeal. Jeffrey byron heads the cast as space ranger dogen, who is bound and determined to stem the activities of. The destruction of jaredsyn is the science fiction battle of the ages with giant cyclopes and intergalactic magicians in this futuristic adventure set on the desert planet of lemuria. Dogen promises to avenge her fathers death and save her planet from the evil leader once and for all but it wont be easy.
The destruction of jaredsyn is a turkey if i ever saw one. Standing in dogens way is baal, the mutant son of jaredsyn and the cyclopean warlord, hurok. The destruction of jaredsyn gets the treatment so long denied of it by embarrassed studio universal on scream factorys twodisc 2d3d bluray. It is a mad max inspired postapocalyptic movie with a generic fantasy plot. The story is a spaceage western which combines themes of esoteric sorcery and high technology. The destruction of jared syn all critics 3 rotten 3 metalstorm certainly looks ambitious but thats nearly all that can be said about it. Along the way, they will need to do battle against the hunter baal and his cyclopean minions for engaging jared syn in a final. The destruction of jaredsyn, bluray, widescreen, 2 pack, scificontemporary, 826663168198. It lurches from fantasy beat to fantasy beat through a haze of cheese. The destruction of jaredsyn has been released on 3d bluray.
So either the movie forgot it was supposed to feature a lost ancient city, or the cavegravel pit jared syn and his oneeyed goons hang out in is the lost ancient city. The destruction of jaredsyn stars jeffrey byron, michael preston, tim thomerson, kelly preston the pg movie has a runtime of about 1 hr 24 min, and received a score of. Metalstorm the destruction of jared syn trailer english moviepilot trailer. A miner and his daughter dhyana kelly preston, death sentence, christine fa. Metalstorm aka metalstorm the destruction of jared syn. Along the way, they will need to do battle against the hunter baal and his cyclopean minions for engaging jared syn in a final encounter. Metalstorm the destruction of jaredsyn trailer english. The destruction of jaredsyn 1983 starring jeffrey byron and michael preston on dvd and bluray. The destruction of jared syn you are looking for exciting, suspenseful and stylized movies about with outer space, adventure, apocalypse, space and aliens, heroes, space travel and psychopath themes of adventure, scifi and action genre shot in usa.
The destruction of jaredsyn is one of the movies made by band before he formed full moon pictures, but it still includes such full moon regulars as producer albert band, composer richard band, and actor tim thomerson. A seeker named dogen rescues dhyana after her father is murdered by the evil jared syn. That isnt to say theyre overly problematic or are riddled with any agerelated anomalies, its just that this film. Richard moll aka bull from night court, is also in that film. The destruction of jaredsyn 1983 action, adventure, scifi. The destruction of jared syn the 1983 movie, trailers, videos and more at yidio. So, i find the weirdest shit on the internet these days. Ive waited so long for metalstorm the destruction of jared syn to finally be released on dvd and now that i have it im really disappointed with universal studios. Enter your location to see which movie theaters are playing metalstorm. The destruction of jaredsyn 1983 on a desert planet, warlord jaredsyn is trying to convince a tribe of mutants that hes their messiah and gain unlimited power hidden in a crystal. This movie includes too many of the tropes to list, which helps make the incoherent presentation more understandable. The destruction of jared syn is one of the movies made by band before he formed full moon pictures, but it still includes such full moon regulars as producer albert band, composer richard band, and actor tim thomerson.
After rescuing the beautiful dhyana kelly preston, whose father was brutally murdered, space ranger dogen jeffrey byron sets out for revenge against her fathers attacker. Evil bong is a 2006 horror comedy film directed by charles band. On a desert planet, warlord jared syn is trying to convince a tribe of mutants that hes their messiah and gain unlimited power hidden in a crystal. The destruction of jaredsyn 1080p truefrench metalstorm. On a desert planet, warlord jared syn is trying to convince a tribe of mutants that hes their messiah and gain unlimited power hidden in.